Dear Mom & Dad,

Just because your daughter looks like a dork and wears glasses, doesn't mean she is not a cum sucking slut that fucks and sucks to raise her grades. Looks like the tutoring you spent the money on and those SAT classes didn't do crap. These coeds will spread their legs to get ahead in our classroom. You suspected she was doing something for those grades, and now we have the proof!

~Professor Cock.